For the Well Dressed Man
The Fedora for the well groomed head,
Must come from Mr. Stedson ‘tis said.
If it’s the gals you want to entice,
The experts advise using ole’ spice.
Of course some ole’ fogies have to resort,
To furs and diamond rings to hold their fort.
Because their Physique is not an Earle Flynn,
Consequently, it takes other things to have an “In”
That’s why so many gents to Kuppenheimer’s went
To enhance their S.K. for a special event.
Long ago it was red flannels below the knees,
Now it’s red, white & green stripped B. V. D’s.
Being exposed to the weather in this sorta garb,
Makes keeping warm at
T’was with this in mind I took a piece of yarn
(as you can plainly see the color of a barn)
And wove a cover to protect the utility Parts
That are most essential to matters of the art!
-Jack King